heli_for_tankies · 2024-03-22 15:55:17 UTC · +34 · kw28uat · ↗

不如大一直接申请庇护，毕业后一年刚好拿护照

AutoModerator · 2024-03-22 15:55:17 UTC · +1 · kw28ubi · Mod · ↗

发送打倒习包子，转发到500个群美国就送你政治庇护啦，我试过是真的

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Ok-Plan2309 · 2024-03-22 17:20:10 UTC · +7 · kw2obgs · ↗

开门见山

CableTemple · 2024-03-23 02:07:01 UTC · +3 · kw53xoh · ↗

现在大一申请可能PhD读完才能下绿卡了（堆积太多）

Iyaorun · 2024-03-22 20:48:27 UTC · +10 · kw3ptcz · ↗

这屌毛玩意儿根本没人查，填个自雇就行

6uttslapper · 2024-03-22 21:20:12 UTC · +2 · kw3vbks · ↗

自雇？听起来像是你在自己的地下室里卖柠檬水。别忘了，税表上写“柠檬水CEO”可比“自雇”听起来高大上多了。😏

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

Business_Ad1389 · 2024-03-22 22:08:18 UTC · +3 · kw43e7i · ↗

你做了吗 话说的简单

PhilosophyMammoth748 · 2024-03-23 04:22:06 UTC · +9 · kw5l13g · ↗

被你发现了。开LLC假装给自己老爹做项目是常见的混opt的办法。

问题是，等你485面试的时候会被要求详细解释这段经历。

米畜就是这样的，485之前爱管不管，485面试重拳出击。

freedomlian · 2024-03-23 04:34:37 UTC · +2 · kw5mdq7 · OP · ↗

反正庇护面谈一辈子轮不到我，485是什么梦里的东西

AutoModerator · 2024-03-23 04:34:38 UTC · +1 · kw5mdqf · Mod · ↗

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PhilosophyMammoth748 · 2024-03-23 08:58:26 UTC · +1 · kw68oyd · ↗

你都要庇护了还opt呢

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Secret_Cheesecake888 · 2024-03-23 05:05:39 UTC · +1 · kw5plvp · ↗

实践是唯一真理

runlaohigh · 2024-03-24 23:06:32 UTC · +1 · kwepsjx · ↗

你化学PhD发发文章走NIW也是条路

AutoModerator · 2024-03-24 23:06:33 UTC · +1 · kwepsm6 · Mod · ↗

生化环材，狗都不学

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runlaohigh · 2024-03-24 23:07:04 UTC · +1 · kwepvmn · ↗

土木工程 猪狗不如

AutoModerator · 2024-03-24 23:07:05 UTC · +1 · kwepvoo · Mod · ↗

生化环材，狗都不学；土木工程，猪狗不如

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