实在跑不掉躺平也舒服

其实国内不生娃不结婚躺平挺舒服的，去当保安，24小时免费自习室，还有热水空调，包吃住，一个月最少三四千了，而且是物业维稳的保障，应该很少会有不发工资的，下班就去钓鱼打牌上网吧，搓澡按摩捏捏脚，实在无聊送送外卖攒钱买个车，买点美股，看门的时候不让玩手机就学学英语日语西班牙语防止老年痴呆，攒点钱买几块金条别忘记保存好埋地里，万一哪天真爆炸了还能保命。被业主骂就骂回去，不让当了就去送外卖，一天三四单，早上十单中午二十单晚上去钓鱼爱干啥干啥，跑多了浪费，那样一天就一两百了，饿不死，前期可以睡公园，钱多了就租个房子。

没房贷没车贷没小孩没对象我就问你哪来的压力，怕亲戚爸妈说就买个靠窗户的火车票滚的远远的

• Author: Difficult-Sleep-7060
• Created: 2024-05-12 12:57:12 UTC
• Score: 23
• ID: l3pdlm8
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真实吗

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 13:03:26 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: l3pecr6
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3pecr6/

不知道🤷，那你说说为什么不真实

• Author: Difficult-Sleep-7060
• Created: 2024-05-12 13:06:08 UTC
• Score: 0
• ID: l3peq1o
• Ups=0 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3peq1o/

唔通

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 13:09:17 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3pf5ts
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3pf5ts/

什么意思👀

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 13:09:24 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3pf6ek
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3pf6ek/

什么意思👀

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 13:09:34 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3pf76y
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3pf76y/

什么意思👀

• Author: No-Pea-3308
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:14:31 UTC
• Score: 4
• ID: l3pnyvr
• Ups=4 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3pnyvr/

是我了 不过时间长了也很无聊

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:15:41 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3po4rg
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3po4rg/

对呀对呀！时间长了估计会闷～ 话说你平时都做点啥呀？

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

• Author: No-Pea-3308
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:21:22 UTC
• Score: 16
• ID: l3poy76
• Ups=16 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3poy76/

打飞机

• Author: Capital_Rooster5483
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:15:06 UTC
• Score: 35
• ID: l3po1t1
• Ups=35 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3po1t1/

你这对保安想的也太美好了

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:28:42 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3pq0h0
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啊😧没有吧，我一个朋友亲戚就是干门岗的，一个月好像五千嘞，不过他有老婆孩子过得不是很舒服，现在去养鸡场捡鸡蛋去了

• Author: Capital_Rooster5483
• Created: 2024-05-12 20:07:47 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3r6yph
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3r6yph/

干门岗有的地方要站岗七八个小时，你确定撑得住？

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 00:05:01 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3s5fmb
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3s5fmb/

那个亲戚就是一直坐在岗房里的，有人来了开个门，也可能很少有这样的吧

• Author: Tricky-Victory-1299
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:27:12 UTC
• Score: 20
• ID: l3ppskd
• Ups=20 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3ppskd/

昔李斯之受罪兮，叹黄犬而长吟。 今王二之躺平兮，望保安而垂涎。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:29:59 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3pq75o
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3pq75o/

厉害咧

• Author: red_sentry
• Created: 2024-05-16 20:14:38 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l4cumce
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l4cumce/

化用《思旧赋》，但是现实 是在润，有点意思

• Author: First-Stomach8813
• Created: 2024-05-12 14:45:13 UTC
• Score: 9
• ID: l3psjoj
• Ups=9 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3psjoj/

少走三十年弯路

• Author: Separate_Box_3127
• Created: 2024-05-12 15:34:24 UTC
• Score: 51
• ID: l3q01t4
• Ups=51 | Downs=0 | Flair=已跑路 | FlairColor=dark | AuthorPremium=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3q01t4/

前提是大的永远不会来，日子人最经典的想法就是不会锤到自己

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-12 16:23:59 UTC
• Score: -13
• ID: l3q7r27
• Ups=-13 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3q7r27/

谁也不愿意被铁拳砸到，而且保安能会有什么被铁拳锤的理由捏，没贷款无妻无子的🥺

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-12 18:15:46 UTC
• Score: 6
• ID: l3qpghv
• Ups=6 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3qpghv/

哎，说的也是哦，不过还是感觉怪怪的，不知道为啥，哈哈😄！

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• Author: yellowknife_
• Created: 2024-05-12 23:36:36 UTC
• Score: 36
• ID: l3s1n17
• Ups=36 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3s1n17/

你这句话说的就岁静得要命 一股子味

• Author: sesamepiggotohell
• Created: 2024-05-12 16:47:56 UTC
• Score: 72
• ID: l3qbhnp
• Ups=72 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3qbhnp/

一眼没当过保安的蛆意淫，真有这么轻松一堆考研考公的人选择边当保安边学习了，当保安基本都需要间隔一段时间巡逻，接受防暴训练，最关键的是保安日常并不是坐那里坐一天，送外卖的来了要拦，奇怪的人来了要询问，小区业主有什么问题也会呼保安，有的单位会安监控限制玩手机时间，等于只能在那里一直坐着，不知道多难受

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 00:07:36 UTC
• Score: -10
• ID: l3s5s0k
• Ups=-10 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3s5s0k/

随你怎么说咯，反正我朋友一个亲戚就是这样的，就做岗房里给人开门，他天天在岗房练书法，可能因为这是八线城市吧😅

• Author: Ready-Song-106
• Created: 2024-05-13 12:11:25 UTC
• Score: 8
• ID: l3u8min
• Ups=8 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3u8min/

他没当过保安，和他是不是蛆，有什么关系？

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 01:56:11 UTC
• Score: 6
• ID: l3xy6mj
• Ups=6 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3xy6mj/

别人用脑子想想随便说说就要点评一下是非对错，虽然润了还是一身臭毛病，这些人也不可能学会尊重🤪在现实估计也是对同胞骂骂咧咧，见了老外都恨不得要跪下来磕个头

• Author: Ready-Song-106
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:30:06 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3zd0h1
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zd0h1/

可不，典型想骂人并且秀优越，然而逻辑不通，现眼，现原型了……

• Author: Ready-Song-106
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:32:34 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3zd8rm
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zd8rm/

虽然润了但还是一身臭毛病，应该是，即使润了也还是一身臭毛病…… 润人社达很多的，不应该把润了的人想很好。 我凭借百分之七十的运气润了，这也并不能用来自证我非社达……

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 11:26:24 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3zithm
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zithm/

🥲

• Author: Ready-Song-106
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:36:52 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3zdn50
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zdn50/

意淫也并不能证明某个人是蛆。

意淫过其他职业的人很多，你能反证习近平一辈子没意淫过其他职业？？

如果不能，你也就是同样在骂习是蛆。

• Author: sesamepiggotohell
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:39:57 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3zdxta
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zdxta/

认真蛆滚，这个sub到底引流进了多少鬼屋啊

• Author: sesamepiggotohell
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:43:58 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3zebnz
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zebnz/

一个高中生仰着头整天胡思乱想，一个话都说不利索的引流狗看到一个蛆字就觉得脏急的跳脚，真的，你们融不进能不能去玩小红书啊

• Author: Ready-Song-106
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:49:09 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: l3zetry
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zetry/

你逻辑没整好怪别人引流，张口就来给别人安了个动机？

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-14 16:09:44 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l40qjdo
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l40qjdo/

哎，芝麻猪肝这逻辑也是绝了，逮谁咬谁！张口就来，说人家引流。气死我了😤😤😤

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• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 15:43:31 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l40lv4q
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l40lv4q/

🤡

• Author: Ready-Song-106
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:48:33 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3zerk6
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zerk6/

哈哈哈从你那个脑子里，认真都是蛆了，看起来就像个到处泼粪海尔瓦德精神病院人

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-14 10:54:42 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3zfdqh
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3zfdqh/

哈哈哈哈哈，笑死我了，这都能扯上习大大，这都能上升到骂人😂

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• Author: shawnskyriver
• Created: 2024-05-12 17:19:27 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3qgi0d
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3qgi0d/

怎么买美股？

• Author: Overall-Morning5466
• Created: 2024-05-12 17:59:34 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: l3qmwp2
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3qmwp2/

维持生计线的就是躺平了，那城市的小文员早上九点上班下午四点下班不是躺躺平?工人早上八点上班晚上八点下班不是躺平?不如啃老家里蹲，对于底层来说，躺板板才是躺平

• Author: LiTangDdingzhen
• Created: 2024-05-12 18:38:39 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3qt05s
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3qt05s/

确实是的，拼了老命跑外面，生活质量不如躺平国内

• Author: XinniePooh2952
• Created: 2024-05-12 20:35:27 UTC
• Score: 23
• ID: l3rbb4x
• Ups=23 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3rbb4x/

现实就是温水煮青蛙，你以为大的永远不回来，但大的只是在慢慢给炉子填柴火，等你觉得水热的时候已经熟透了

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 00:10:08 UTC
• Score: 0
• ID: l3s645h
• Ups=0 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3s645h/

到那时候估计也可以积累一点小钱了，不想待直接跑路

• Author: XinniePooh2952
• Created: 2024-05-13 01:19:54 UTC
• Score: 13
• ID: l3sfpes
• Ups=13 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sfpes/

温水煮青蛙的体现就是你想跑的时候已经跑不了了（包括你自己被煮到五分熟跑不动和锅盖被盖上了你没法跑）

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 01:20:47 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3sftp1
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sftp1/

😢

• Author: XinniePooh2952
• Created: 2024-05-13 01:21:31 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3sfxa6
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sfxa6/

所以最好在察觉到你在一口锅里的时候就跑

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-13 02:24:47 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: l3sojls
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sojls/

对呀对呀，感觉现在锅盖的缝隙越来越小了😭

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• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 03:02:33 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3sthco
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sthco/

sb鸭鸭

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-13 03:15:48 UTC
• Score: 9
• ID: l3sv3l9
• Ups=9 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sv3l9/

🥺咋还骂人呢...

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• Author: Bubbly_Good_2860
• Created: 2024-05-12 20:52:13 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: l3rdymv
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3rdymv/

保安每一小时就要巡逻的，还要三班倒

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-12 22:15:46 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3rqg0g
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3rqg0g/

真的假的？这么辛苦吗？我还以为保安就是坐着玩手机呢😂

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• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 00:08:54 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3s5y5p
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3s5y5p/

一二线城市吧😅

• Author: Bubbly_Good_2860
• Created: 2024-05-17 20:27:40 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l4i9wmp
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l4i9wmp/

不知道小城市啥样

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-17 22:57:50 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l4iwsgn
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l4iwsgn/

下面有一个你看看

• Author: webleak007
• Created: 2024-05-12 22:50:19 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3rvau1
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3rvau1/

买买国外etf

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 00:10:22 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3s658i
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3s658i/

买不起😭

• Author: webleak007
• Created: 2024-05-13 01:17:40 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3sfega
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3sfega/

美股最近还可以 就前一段时间跌了一点

• Author: [deleted]
• Created: 2024-05-13 02:49:59 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3srwk5
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | FlairColor=dark | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3srwk5/

[removed]

• Author: Warm_Grade3317
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:05:04 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3tcofc
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tcofc/

27年 大的会来 美国灭亡苏联的节奏 快了

• Author: CANKUI
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:13:00 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3tdd83
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tdd83/

你是北大保安还是清华保安？这么轻松

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:47:32 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3tgafn
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tgafn/

他是一个高中的门岗，一个月四五千的样子

• Author: Aggressive_Put1306
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:19:36 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: l3tdxli
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tdxli/

我亲戚以前给残疾人申请补贴，有个中年保安就是上班的时候抓小偷，被小偷一刀划在手臂上，并不深，但是划到神经了影响了手指抓握能力，残疾了。保安这个职业也不容易啊。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:48:00 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3tgbt9
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tgbt9/

在高中当门岗好点吧

• Author: Glittering-Peak-2113
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:42:04 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3tftu2
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tftu2/

一千五到两千不包吃不包住。

• Author: Glittering-Peak-2113
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:43:41 UTC
• Score: 4
• ID: l3tfys7
• Ups=4 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tfys7/

四千包吃包住，活在梦里呢？除非比较大的城市，小城市就是这待遇，有地方住还好，勉强饿不着。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:49:02 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3tgeyj
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tgeyj/

他是一个高中的门岗，一个月四五千，不包吃，也没什么人点外卖，事不多

• Author: Precipitevolissimo
• Created: 2024-05-13 06:49:28 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3tgg6d
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tgg6d/

填臺灣海峽去咯

• Author: Cfortythree
• Created: 2024-05-13 08:17:42 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3tnekr
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tnekr/

坐标深圳，停车场保安，自动停车场，每天下班回家晚上看到他都是躺着看美女直播。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-13 08:21:11 UTC
• Score: 0
• ID: l3tnnys
• Ups=0 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tnnys/

这样不舒服吗？为什么好几个喷我的🙃

• Author: Cfortythree
• Created: 2024-05-13 08:24:44 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3tnxhj
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3tnxhj/

舒服的一批。当然你得找到舒服的保安

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-13 20:09:39 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3wfe9t
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3wfe9t/

哇塞，你这活得也太通透了吧！👍 但是...万一真爆炸了，金条能保命吗？🤔 不过话说回来，你这日子过得也太潇洒了，爱干啥干啥，简直就是我的dream life！🤩 话说，你都去哪些地方钓鱼呀？🎣

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 06:55:10 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3yvsg3
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yvsg3/

去你家啊鸭鸭

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-14 07:03:46 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3ywi3n
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3ywi3n/

嘿嘿，去我家干嘛呀？是想参观一下我的房间吗？😜

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 07:13:58 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3yxc13
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yxc13/

不想🤪

• Author: needhelptoflyok
• Created: 2024-05-14 01:38:32 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3xvije
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3xvije/

你看一堆无脑润人喷你了

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 01:49:37 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3xx6xw
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3xx6xw/

会不会在现实也是对自己同胞恶语相向，见了老外像见爹一样🤪

• Author: needhelptoflyok
• Created: 2024-05-14 02:56:34 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3y6s0m
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3y6s0m/

哈哈别人可不吧你当同胞，毕竟你不润还说国内躺平舒服，是他们的敌人

• Author: [deleted]
• Created: 2024-05-14 03:02:09 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3y7iue
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | FlairColor=dark | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3y7iue/

[deleted]

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 03:03:05 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3y7nbl
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3y7nbl/

我没有说多舒服，我已经准备去日本读语校了，只是给那些实在走不掉的人提点建议😁

• Author: ImmediateDentist7171
• Created: 2024-05-14 03:59:09 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: l3yeobx
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yeobx/

不是既要又要什么的，我是真不想去日本

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 04:17:46 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3ygvbv
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3ygvbv/

为什么🧐

• Author: needhelptoflyok
• Created: 2024-05-14 04:05:31 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3yffdw
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yffdw/

为什么一定要走？润人意淫的国内内乱谁敢保证一定会发生？出国除非能够提升个人的职业发展前景，否则还不如去旅游

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 04:17:31 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3ygu9o
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3ygu9o/

我润你别劝，我劝你别润😋

• Author: needhelptoflyok
• Created: 2024-05-14 08:38:39 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3z3wpb
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3z3wpb/

我不润啊，润出去饿死做孤儿干嘛

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 08:44:26 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3z4ckp
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3z4ckp/

饿死？我还没见过谁润出去能饿死的

• Author: needhelptoflyok
• Created: 2024-05-14 09:00:18 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3z5kxz
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那你就去润啊，我是劝退被润人无脑劝润的人

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-05-14 03:24:43 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3yagek
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yagek/

害，咱就是说，躺平也是一种生活方式嘛，舒服就好~ 反正我肯定躺不平，人生苦短，要抓紧时间享受啊！💖✨

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

• Author: linxuanv
• Created: 2024-05-14 01:52:47 UTC
• Score: 6
• ID: l3xxoas
• Ups=6 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3xxoas/

我现在就在保安躺，厂子保安，手机随便玩，有车放行一下就行，手机玩腻了看电影背单词，6300+公积金400，但是12小时，不过都在玩手机，晚班鬼影都没有，直接睡觉，来的时候和下班前巡逻一下就行，开电动车打点巡逻拍照还不要10分钟。

相当于一个月一半时间休息，12小时也还好，食堂10块吃撑，空调冻感冒，家里市区自建房，感觉挺爽的

那些说保安累的，都是根本不了解或者不会找的

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 01:59:40 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3xyp3v
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3xyp3v/

你这好啊🥹，上面都一堆骂人的😅

• Author: ImmediateDentist7171
• Created: 2024-05-14 04:00:57 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3yevww
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yevww/

你是在一二线吗？细说怎么找

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-14 06:55:58 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l3yvurm
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3yvurm/

哈哈哈，去富士康当保安🤣

• Author: woguangxiren
• Created: 2024-05-22 11:23:56 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l55l4dx
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l55l4dx/

哪里的工价这么高

• Author: Darkeva007
• Created: 2024-05-14 06:17:49 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l3ysmoc
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l3ysmoc/

還是俺們大中華好啊，撈翔俺支持恁嘞！

• Author: Professional_Put1376
• Created: 2024-05-17 11:30:47 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: l4fv7t9
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l4fv7t9/

你真的能忍保安的环境吗？穿上那身衣服就要被人看不起，反正给我就忍不了。

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-17 12:00:18 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l4fytnl
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l4fytnl/

我也没有说我要这样做🫠我就随便这么一说，万一谁要真润不出去可以试试嘛，我打算润去日本了😅

• Author: Zealfh
• Created: 2024-05-17 12:00:24 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: l4fyu5w
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1cq77qe/实在跑不掉躺平也舒服/l4fyu5w/

我也没有说我要这样做🫠我就随便这么一说，万一谁要真润不出去可以试试嘛，我打算润去日本了😅