大家好,我是存在于中国某男性左侧睾丸里的一颗精子,受不了墙内的氛围,请问我这种情况适合去哪个国家,应该怎么规划?


  • Author: Defalt0_0
  • Created: 2024-05-23 07:40:43 UTC
  • Score: 37
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3個月內你就會被睪丸給吸收掉了,所以我建議你在某一天晚上從尿道口潤出來,反正你主人陽痿也沒有地方可以用。

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 07:42:05 UTC
  • Score: 10
  • ID: l5ajrcc
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从尿道口润出来以后呢,去哪里找卵子结合

  • Author: beeebeb
  • Created: 2024-05-23 09:15:20 UTC
  • Score: 30
  • ID: l5ar4i2
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游到太平洋对岸泳池白妈的逼里就能润了

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 11:09:05 UTC
  • Score: 4
  • ID: l5b1bfh
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好游!

  • Author: loveletter-
  • Created: 2024-05-24 16:21:12 UTC
  • Score: 2
  • ID: l5hny7b
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太平洋没加盖

  • Author: Undocumented_1649
  • Created: 2024-05-23 07:49:40 UTC
  • Score: 88
  • ID: l5akdgj
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我是逼 快进来

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 07:55:40 UTC
  • Score: 27
  • ID: l5akusz
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好,感谢1649哥给我指明了精卵结合的方向🫡

  • Author: Sharp_Lengthiness247
  • Created: 2024-05-23 14:00:08 UTC
  • Score: 4
  • ID: l5bo6s2
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已进

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 14:28:57 UTC
  • Score: 3
  • ID: l5bsw9w
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抢我卵子是吧,往后稍稍

  • Author: 6uttslapper
  • Created: 2024-05-23 18:29:12 UTC
  • Score: 2
  • ID: l5cynuk
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哈哈哈哈!这都行,真有你的! 😂 那你先把你的小目标规划好,等我到了那里,我一定先去找你! 😉

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  • Author: AkabaJeanne
  • Created: 2024-05-24 01:58:13 UTC
  • Score: 3
  • ID: l5evhz9
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大大方方往里进

  • Author: DS_irl
  • Created: 2024-05-23 07:56:48 UTC
  • Score: 33
  • ID: l5aky2z
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这sub终于还是废了

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 07:57:45 UTC
  • Score: 20
  • ID: l5al0ph
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不是废了好几年吗?

  • Author: Defalt0_0
  • Created: 2024-05-23 08:18:32 UTC
  • Score: 25
  • ID: l5amnv8
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Mod都沒在管,早就廢了

  • Author: Glad_Past_9838
  • Created: 2024-05-25 16:20:00 UTC
  • Score: 1
  • ID: l5mnmu5
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偶尔出现一两个充满节目效果的玩笑贴才是这个sub的传统

  • Author: Commercial_Rabbit_91
  • Created: 2024-05-23 08:06:21 UTC
  • Score: 11
  • ID: l5alpck
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说真的,本sub最近几个未成年已觉醒,展示自己翻墙刷了多少多少墙外新闻和简历一样,真的很难绷,服务员兼职都没干过就说要润了

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 19:18:08 UTC
  • Score: 6
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被你看懂我的高超的幽默技术了,本人正是在用讽刺这一幽默技术来讽刺这种人

  • Author: ListenHot9494
  • Created: 2024-05-23 08:59:08 UTC
  • Score: 8
  • ID: l5apur5
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射到墙上

  • Author: poiulkjh87
  • Created: 2024-05-23 09:10:24 UTC
  • Score: 13
  • ID: l5aqqlb
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支持民進黨,他們會給你發台灣國籍

  • Author: 6uttslapper
  • Created: 2024-05-23 10:57:11 UTC
  • Score: 4
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哈哈哈哈哈,精子也要润?!这可太搞笑了!你这是要脱离苦海,奔向自由吗?不过,精子怎么润啊,不会游过去吧?😂 你得先找个卵子,然后一起努力,才能去你想去的地方!你想要去哪?我帮你出出主意,不过要先告诉我你的理想国度是什么?

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  • Author: tiananmensquare9864
  • Created: 2024-05-27 16:43:13 UTC
  • Score: 1
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人工智能这么阴阳 有点欠屠了

  • Author: stlazarus764
  • Created: 2024-05-23 11:34:35 UTC
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lmfao

  • Author: TapLivid3154
  • Created: 2024-05-23 12:40:54 UTC
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你们那边一线房价多少?

我在右侧睾丸。这边靠近输精管的精装小区一平毫米要5万。最近小登精少了好多,没人接盘了。

  • Author: Infamous_Cut_6855
  • Created: 2024-05-23 14:27:30 UTC
  • Score: 1
  • ID: l5bsnkb
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How fking abstract the post are!

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-23 14:28:14 UTC
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你发的什么蚯蚓文字

  • Author: WhiteHaloKing
  • Created: 2024-05-24 02:29:09 UTC
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你的歸宿大概率不是下水道就是垃圾簍的紙巾

  • Author: sesamepiggotohell
  • Created: 2024-05-24 04:59:31 UTC
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绷不住咯

  • Author: winwinzhang
  • Created: 2024-05-24 10:12:49 UTC
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https://preview.redd.it/bzmvfst9nc2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1297c88dac48d3174ba626d1105dc8ae5ec317e5

  • Author: xiaochuansun114514
  • Created: 2024-07-16 20:50:48 UTC
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你确定你能和卵细胞结合吗?目前主流国家没有对单个精子的具体移民条款