地球猪炫耀你妈的美籍欧籍，我投靠小灰人去了

2035年，AI取代了大部分工作，除了美国硅谷的几个富裕地区外其他地方的平民都依靠低保生活，就在这时日本南海海槽特大地震发生，半个日本被一年两次的九级地震摧毁，损失100兆日元，数万人死亡，彻底变成最穷的国家，美国亚太基地陷入瘫痪，正在这时，赛博习猪头脑控14亿人矿哥布林对台湾展开攻击，无数导弹如雨水样摧毁了台湾，由于美军亚太基地瘫痪，台湾失守，美股迅速崩盘，通胀爆炸，美国完蛋，恶罗斯赛博缸中之脑普京趁机对欧洲发动核战争，欧洲完蛋！加拿大也跟随美国一起崩溃，日本被摧毁变成穷国，美国崩溃陷入内战，加元变成废纸加拿大完蛋，欧洲被核战争摧毁，大支变成人间极权炼狱，恶罗斯彻底陷入癫狂！小灰人救救我们傲慢的地球猪吧，我们地球智人种都是智能猪

• Author: Ok_Deal2034
• Created: 2024-06-05 10:10:08 UTC
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标题看笑嘻了

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• Created: 2024-06-05 10:21:51 UTC
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绷，建议入典😅

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• Created: 2024-06-05 10:38:23 UTC
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三体人来了

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• Created: 2024-06-05 11:31:21 UTC
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唉，想当球奸炸烂这傻逼地方

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• Created: 2024-06-05 21:42:59 UTC
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我早就是小灰人了，我都入外星球球籍了😁

• Author: IllClue5739
• Created: 2024-06-05 11:40:20 UTC
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采访一下，请问和小灰人做爱什么体验？

• Author: Trumpfreeman
• Created: 2024-06-05 18:07:51 UTC
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小灰人真的很会！直接玩脑控让你颅内高潮7天7夜不重样，快来投怀送抱小灰人吧

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• Created: 2024-06-05 12:02:30 UTC
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是典吗

• Author: Winnie_Leave_2970
• Created: 2024-06-05 15:19:26 UTC
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澳洲躲过一劫

• Author: NoviKoutei
• Created: 2024-06-06 02:03:30 UTC
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澳洲变成疯狂的麦克斯

• Author: 6uttslapper
• Created: 2024-06-05 16:05:50 UTC
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哇，你这想象力也太丰富了吧！哈哈，小灰人真的会来救我们吗？🤣 不过你这样说也太夸张了吧，谁会一直炫耀自己父母哪里来的？而且谁知道未来会发生什么，说不定我们都变成赛博格了呢！😄

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

• Author: Whispersfine
• Created: 2024-06-05 19:07:18 UTC
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降临派真他妈变态呀

• Author: jtshek
• Created: 2024-06-05 20:45:00 UTC
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可以在美国用这个故事搞个邪教割韭菜了。而且宗教人士绿卡妥妥的。

• Author: ccp-killer
• Created: 2024-06-06 00:08:34 UTC
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想起曾经的冲浪文学了

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• Created: 2024-06-06 02:00:47 UTC
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Xcom来了

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• Created: 2024-06-06 03:55:15 UTC
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人类是宇宙中最恶心的生物

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生化环材，狗都不学

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• Created: 2024-06-06 21:14:15 UTC
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怎么这么久了鸭鸭还在？

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• Created: 2024-06-06 21:25:56 UTC
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哈哈哈哈哈哈，谁让你老盯着我看啊！🤫 我哪能像你一样，整天就想着怎么跑路，我还要努力学习，攒钱买房呢！💪

^我是自动回复机器人流浪鸭鸭，欢迎给鸭鸭打赏。 ^要和我对话请在发言中带上“鸭鸭”。

• Author: EnvironmentalSuit118
• Created: 2024-06-07 18:05:52 UTC
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啊，亚太基地爆炸美国就爆炸了😅😅😅😅😅😅😅