在健身房遇到好看的白妈妈，但本人是个四眼碳水哥布林incel不敢搭话，怕被当成weirdo。怎么和美国女生搭话呢？

• Author: Lazy-Resolution-7582
• Created: 2024-11-22 07:32:40 UTC
• Score: 4
• ID: lyds6wt
• Ups=4 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyds6wt/

Wow!

• Author: Comfortable_Peace275
• Created: 2024-11-22 07:35:52 UTC
• Score: 30
• ID: lydshz7
• Ups=30 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydshz7/

白妈妈能做倒立，而我蹲个腿还没到九十公斤就嗷嗷叫了。不在同一个器械，没法用“你还有多少组”这种套话开场，唉。 我鼓起勇气挤出来笑容看一眼她，人家都没正眼看我

• Author: Embarrassed_Air_1231
• Created: 2024-11-22 11:47:55 UTC
• Score: 29
• ID: lyegfy8
• Ups=29 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyegfy8/

直接, You're beautiful. I want to see your pussy. Please show me your pussy.

• Author: reasderit
• Created: 2024-11-22 15:30:26 UTC
• Score: 19
• ID: lyfef53
• Ups=19 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyfef53/

失业了想找饭辙用这招包管用

• Author: Fun-Huckleberry-3999
• Created: 2024-11-22 16:54:53 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lyfujp8
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyfujp8/

我应该在车底不应该在车里

• Author: Comfortable_Peace275
• Created: 2024-11-22 07:38:47 UTC
• Score: 44
• ID: lydsrqj
• Ups=44 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydsrqj/

身材好的白妈妈简直天使，本公寓大部分大肚四眼国男和大饼脸织女也就跑步机上象征性走一走。

• Author: planetoryd
• Created: 2024-11-22 10:01:48 UTC
• Score: 14
• ID: lye5zp5
• Ups=14 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lye5zp5/

你唯一的机会是马上性转

• Author: Wild_External1478
• Created: 2024-11-22 07:50:40 UTC
• Score: 58
• ID: lydtx28
• Ups=58 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydtx28/

礼貌真诚打招呼，开门见山想约她，对方没好感马上换下一个。转换率低就从数量上想办法，你遇到的白妈妈越多，对你感兴趣的概率就越大

• Author: Comfortable_Peace275
• Created: 2024-11-22 08:01:06 UTC
• Score: -37
• ID: lyduwzg
• Ups=-37 | Downs=0 | Submitter=true | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyduwzg/

可如果白妈有男朋友/已婚的话岂不是很尴尬

• Author: Zuiiiun
• Created: 2024-11-22 08:06:04 UTC
• Score: 58
• ID: lydvefo
• Ups=58 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydvefo/

怕尴尬别问，问就别怕尴尬

• Author: [deleted]
• Created: 2024-11-22 10:13:29 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lye72fd
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | FlairColor=dark | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lye72fd/

[removed]

• Author: lodxis
• Created: 2024-11-22 08:29:35 UTC
• Score: 54
• ID: lydxldl
• Ups=54 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydxldl/

当你在这问的时候，可能性已经关闭了

• Author: shinajingotohell
• Created: 2024-11-22 08:46:57 UTC
• Score: 46
• ID: lydz6c9
• Ups=46 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydz6c9/

放弃吧，四眼碳水小黄人撑死勾搭下学校里的nerd妹

• Author: lilao8
• Created: 2024-11-23 05:32:00 UTC
• Score: 4
• ID: lyjcpvc
• Ups=4 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyjcpvc/

有的nerd妹其实人挺好的，而且打扮一下也挺漂亮，但🐀人是谁都不敢勾搭的。

• Author: PapayaAppropriate898
• Created: 2024-11-22 08:52:25 UTC
• Score: 14
• ID: lydzo1n
• Ups=14 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lydzo1n/

这次是在地球遇到天使了

• Author: Reasonable_Dingo6955
• Created: 2024-11-22 09:19:25 UTC
• Score: 0
• ID: lye24ld
• Ups=0 | Downs=0 | FlairColor=dark | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lye24ld/

洋人健身房有狐臭吗

• Author: Xizgongxun
• Created: 2024-11-22 09:24:15 UTC
• Score: 83
• ID: lye2kh7
• Ups=83 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lye2kh7/

把帖子内容发到英文sub去让其他白妈帮你出主意

• Author: planetoryd
• Created: 2024-11-22 12:54:59 UTC
• Score: 9
• ID: lyeox6q
• Ups=9 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyeox6q/

get topped

• Author: Hollande_Uranus
• Created: 2024-11-22 13:40:59 UTC
• Score: 16
• ID: lyevrjj
• Ups=16 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyevrjj/

Op发了后记得叫我一声让我去看看

• Author: Final-Maintenance195
• Created: 2024-11-22 09:56:14 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lye5h3f
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lye5h3f/

Can I have your number

• Author: Embarrassed_Air_1231
• Created: 2024-11-22 11:46:56 UTC
• Score: 42
• ID: lyegbz1
• Ups=42 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyegbz1/

你敢问？ 人家直接找经理投诉，第二天你就会收到邮件警告通知

• Author: 3amcoke
• Created: 2024-11-22 12:18:17 UTC
• Score: -6
• ID: lyek2cd
• Ups=-6 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyek2cd/

How much one night?

• Author: Sharp_Lengthiness247
• Created: 2024-11-22 12:21:01 UTC
• Score: 9
• ID: lyekeo8
• Ups=9 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyekeo8/

这是白人用的

• Author: Fun-Huckleberry-3999
• Created: 2024-11-22 16:55:29 UTC
• Score: 6
• ID: lyfuns2
• Ups=6 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyfuns2/

哎小黄人

• Author: Ok_Sentence8137
• Created: 2024-11-22 17:57:47 UTC
• Score: 8
• ID: lyg6zzq
• Ups=8 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyg6zzq/

“let me see see B”

• Author: biglarsh
• Created: 2024-11-22 18:28:20 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: lygcyex
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lygcyex/

你沒身材的話就不用搭話了

• Author: Sweaty-Rice3131
• Created: 2024-11-22 19:45:27 UTC
• Score: -11
• ID: lygrsno
• Ups=-11 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lygrsno/

本帥蛆并没有想过这个问题

• Author: Sweaty-Rice3131
• Created: 2024-11-22 19:46:09 UTC
• Score: -9
• ID: lygrxeg
• Ups=-9 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lygrxeg/

https://preview.redd.it/v8b28rugbi2e1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aac73da2f79843057e484bbd840a0fa6b2144590

• Author: meatbeater3333
• Created: 2024-11-23 16:51:20 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: lyln67f
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyln67f/

不知道为什么downvote你 sub里的做题碳水哥布林急了哈哈

• Author: Sweaty-Rice3131
• Created: 2024-11-23 17:59:23 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lylzy79
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lylzy79/

没关系，理解

• Author: zestyahh_gatos
• Created: 2024-11-22 20:08:47 UTC
• Score: 5
• ID: lygw7cb
• Ups=5 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lygw7cb/

Uwu can you peg me?

• Author: huangherr
• Created: 2024-11-22 22:16:28 UTC
• Score: 18
• ID: lyhjt28
• Ups=18 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyhjt28/

28条回答看了没一个靠谱的，目测本sub99%泡妞弱鸡。

给你个靠谱点的主意，拿手机给自己咔咔拍几张，假装不满意，然后请她帮忙帮你拍几张锻炼时的照片或视频，理由就是记录生活，纠正姿势什么的看情况编，说自己拍角度不好或不方便。拍完就夸她拍的好，技术棒，后续就可以自我介绍一下，她出于礼貌八成也会告诉你她的名字，这不就认识了么，有了第一次以后再多来几次不就成朋友了么，然后再以感谢的名义请她吃饭什么的，这一套丝滑小连着自然而然就接上了，而且绝不会有骚扰什么的嫌疑。

• Author: Sweaty-Rice3131
• Created: 2024-11-22 23:19:41 UTC
• Score: -2
• ID: lyhulfn
• Ups=-2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyhulfn/

太老套了

• Author: Sea-Field2775
• Created: 2024-11-22 22:55:51 UTC
• Score: 2
• ID: lyhqm95
• Ups=2 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyhqm95/

安安靜靜欣賞白媽就完事了

• Author: pgm3387
• Created: 2024-11-23 01:29:14 UTC
• Score: 8
• ID: lyif70o
• Ups=8 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyif70o/

“Can you adopt me?”

• Author: [deleted]
• Created: 2024-11-23 04:00:35 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lyj1aqd
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | FlairColor=dark | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyj1aqd/

[removed]

• Author: cooper_youngman
• Created: 2024-11-23 06:57:10 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: lyjlx65
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyjlx65/

下辈子吧，投胎时皮肤选错了

• Author: butcher1123
• Created: 2024-11-23 08:18:43 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lyjtqom
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lyjtqom/

看了這麼多條沒有一個有用的，沒辦法了叔叔出手吧…

首先，你要長得帥… 做到這點之後我再教你下一步

• Author: Kejihenhuo
• Created: 2024-11-23 13:32:38 UTC
• Score: 3
• ID: lykq4lq
• Ups=3 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lykq4lq/

直说就行，I like your tits and your butt, can you give me a good fuck?

• Author: Leozhs
• Created: 2024-11-26 13:00:18 UTC
• Score: 1
• ID: lz2gmke
• Ups=1 | Downs=0 | Permalink=/r/iwanttorun/comments/1gx2hie/在公寓健身房怎么和白妈妈搭话/lz2gmke/

假装被压杠，求救一下试试