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AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 11:42:38 UTC · +1 · ke623ww · Mod ·

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Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 11:43:10 UTC · +2 · ke625m7 · OP ·

终于搞定了

fckdejp · 2023-12-20 11:55:49 UTC · +1 · ke63brj ·

好活,让我试试举办

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 11:56:31 UTC · +1 · ke63e4y · OP ·

举办还没弄

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 12:02:16 UTC · +1 · ke63xj2 · OP ·

庇护

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 12:02:16 UTC · +8 · ke63xjl · Mod ·

发送打倒习包子,转发到500个微信群岸田文雄就给你批政治庇护啦,我试过是真的

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SpaamYummy · 2023-12-20 13:47:42 UTC · +5 · ke6fsc8 ·

真的假的,我试试

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 14:19:14 UTC · +4 · ke6k00v · OP ·

我们怀念你

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 12:02:43 UTC · +1 · ke63z3v · OP ·

牛郎店

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 12:04:59 UTC · +1 · ke6471c · OP ·

牛郎

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 12:05 UTC · +4 · ke64726 · Mod ·

哈哈,是的,风俗业工资高,很适合打工

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Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 12:05:20 UTC · +1 · ke6488u · OP ·

女仆咖啡厅

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 12:05:21 UTC · +4 · ke6489j · Mod ·

哈哈,是的,风俗业工资高,很适合打工

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Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 12:05:33 UTC · +2 · ke648xt · OP ·

举办测试

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 12:06:57 UTC · +1 · ke64dt1 · Mod ·

你被举报了,お着付け下さい,本鼠马上叫mod来处理

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Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 12:08:19 UTC · +1 · ke64iqn · OP · Mod · Stickied ·

欢迎各位投稿机器人关键词

Klutzy_Ad_3436 · 2023-12-20 12:38:44 UTC · +2 · ke67mhz ·

漲稅

SpaamYummy · 2023-12-20 13:48:30 UTC · +6 · ke6fw1i ·

增税眼镜司马了

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:54:20 UTC · +1 · ke94co3 · OP ·

加税

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:54:21 UTC · +1 · ke94cox · Mod ·

お前は消費税100%だ!

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ccpisvirusking · 2023-12-20 12:45:54 UTC · +1 · ke68e4z ·

习维尼

MaryPaku · 2023-12-20 13:09:45 UTC · +1 · ke6b3i6 ·

西太后

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:54:10 UTC · +1 · ke94brk · OP ·

西太后

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:54:10 UTC · +1 · ke94bse · Mod ·

哈哈,没吃过皇太子定食和中華親子丼的人素质都很差

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WeakPaleontologist13 · 2023-12-20 15:12:22 UTC · +1 · ke6rpq5 ·

樱花妹

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:56:27 UTC · +1 · ke94nex · OP ·

樱花妹

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:56:28 UTC · +3 · ke94ng0 · Mod ·

哈哈,天天舔那些日本女人,为什么不找集美,你崇洋媚外

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IFoundMyCatIsAPussy · 2023-12-20 15:54:59 UTC · +1 · ke6yf6q ·

丘八

Impossible_Author_76 · 2023-12-20 17:31:15 UTC · +3 · ke7ebfz ·

シナ

jengkaichai · 2023-12-20 18:59:44 UTC · +3 · ke7t9bm ·

支那

jengkaichai · 2023-12-20 19:02:52 UTC · +1 · ke7tsfw ·

捞翔

jengkaichai · 2023-12-20 19:03:04 UTC · +1 · ke7ttn8 ·

东北人

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:54 UTC · +1 · ke94aww · OP ·

东北人

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:54 UTC · +3 · ke94axy · Mod ·

哎,想吃人均3000円铁锅炖了,有友友一起去吗,池袋西口(北)集合

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jengkaichai · 2023-12-20 19:05:04 UTC · +1 · ke7u5h3 ·

晶摇

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:52:56 UTC · +1 · ke945ep · OP ·

池袋西川口松户

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:52:57 UTC · +1 · ke945fh · Mod ·

哈哈,你真会享受!池袋西川口上野这些都是中国人逛街消费的好地方

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Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:53:34 UTC · +1 · ke948o7 · OP ·

麻辣烫铁锅炖

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:53:34 UTC · +1 · ke948p4 · Mod ·

哎,想吃人均3000円铁锅炖了,有友友一起去吗,池袋西口(北)集合

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Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:55:02 UTC · +1 · ke94g85 · OP ·

欧美

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-20 23:58:33 UTC · +1 · ke94y3f · OP ·

加拿大

AutoModerator · 2023-12-20 23:58:33 UTC · +1 · ke94y3y · Mod ·

哈哈,这都让我知道你润欧美了,本滞日鼠人羡慕哭了

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Positive-Mountain-80 · 2023-12-21 00:15:17 UTC · +1 · ke97ber ·

福清帮

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-21 00:29:08 UTC · +1 · ke99a1a · OP ·

我不懂这是什么

Positive-Mountain-80 · 2023-12-21 06:48:20 UTC · +1 · keakqje ·

传说中暴打山口组的华人黑帮

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-21 00:28:51 UTC · +2 · ke998jl · OP ·

身为一个steam装了三次才装上正版的计算机下手鼠,花了大半天搞好automod值不值得润友们的抱抱🤗

jengkaichai · 2023-12-21 00:31:42 UTC · +1 · ke99mxg ·

抱抱你🥰

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-21 00:32:10 UTC · +1 · ke99pab · OP ·

谢谢你😇

Special_Coffee_ · 2023-12-21 01:04:49 UTC · +1 · ke9eauw ·

你真菜😁

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-21 01:07:22 UTC · +1 · ke9eofr · OP ·

杠的圆圆的

[deleted] · 2023-12-21 03:48:42 UTC · +1 · kea1alk ·

[deleted]

ZYKJYXGS · 2023-12-21 03:58:12 UTC · +1 · kea2ib5 ·

包子

jengkaichai · 2023-12-22 16:28:24 UTC · +1 · kehboq3 ·

还好,一切如愿以偿

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-24 01:46:03 UTC · +1 · keormis · OP ·

归化

Pristine_Jicama_8252 · 2023-12-24 01:47:07 UTC · +2 · keorrg7 · OP ·

归化日籍

AutoModerator · 2023-12-24 01:47:08 UTC · +2 · keorrgr · Mod ·

哈哈,还好,一切如愿以偿

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jengkaichai · 2023-12-22 16:28:52 UTC · +1 · kehbras ·

我早就是日本人了

jengkaichai · 2023-12-22 16:31:30 UTC · +1 · kehc5xu ·

刘路.txt

下人:老爷老爷,不好了

门口来了许多日本人

老爷:啊,日本人到咱们这儿干什么

下人:你看你看

老爷:太君(鞠躬)

刘路:爹,我是刘路啊

老爷:啊 刘路

仔细观摩,哎呀,真是刘路啊

他娘的,差点叫老子走了眼

我还以为你是真日本人呢

(里面请手势)来来来,坐坐坐

来,坐(叹气)

旁人;啊,这小子真出息了啊

老爷:儿子,你这鼻子底下咋的了?

刘路:爹,这是日本委生胡

日本人呐,都这么留!贼讲究

老爷:哦,日本胡

好,这日本胡真好啊(手摸刘路脸观摩日本胡),这两边都光溜溜的

众人:哈哈哈哈哈

老爷:日本胡好啊

刘路:我给您带来了几瓶清酒

这是日本清酒,和咱们的东北小烧不一个味

您尝尝

老爷:哦,哎,这怎么还是方的呢?

刘路:爹,喝这种清酒,在日本很讲究用松木制成大桶,喝的时候要用木杯喝,有一种清香的味道

老爷:好,这玩艺儿挺好啊,留着给我当烟盒

刘路:爹,给你这个烟盒

老爷:哎呀,这玩艺儿好啊,大日本东洋货就是好,你看看,做什么都讲究,

啊?哈哈哈

儿子啊,走这几年咋样

刘路:还好,一切如愿以偿

老爷:好,这就好,老四啊

老爷:哎,老爷

老爷:去告诉厨子,做几个好菜,再整个扒猪脸,少爷最得意这口(老四答是)

刘路:哎,爹,不必了,一会啊,我还有要事,我还要到我们尾田大佐那儿去一趟

老爷:尾田?还大佐?嘶~我说咱们这没这个人吧?哈~?

刘路:爹,是我们的日本长官

老爷:哦,是你们的长官啊,哎,儿子啊,你现在是什么官职啊?

刘路:爹,我现在是日本宪兵队队长

老爷:哦,宪兵队队长?好,好啊!

刘路:爹,其实我早就是日本人了,我都入了日本国籍了

jengkaichai · 2023-12-22 16:39:02 UTC · +1 · kehdc5z ·

现在不兴说这个了,被人盯着呢,先稳一稳

jengkaichai · 2023-12-22 16:41:19 UTC · +1 · kehdowc ·

超管来了!RUN!🏃🏃🏃

yi_dian · 2023-12-24 08:11:48 UTC · +1 · kepvq8j ·

腊肉蛋炒饭

jengkaichai · 2023-12-27 10:31:57 UTC · +1 · kf3v9ym ·

shinajin