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身为一个steam装了三次才装上正版的计算机下手鼠,花了大半天搞好automod值不值得润友们的抱抱🤗

漲稅

增税眼镜司马了

加税

お前は消費税100%だ!

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举办测试

你被举报了,お着付け下さい,本鼠马上叫mod来处理

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腊肉蛋炒饭

超管来了!RUN!🏃🏃🏃

现在不兴说这个了,被人盯着呢,先稳一稳

刘路.txt

下人:老爷老爷,不好了

门口来了许多日本人

老爷:啊,日本人到咱们这儿干什么

下人:你看你看

老爷:太君(鞠躬)

刘路:爹,我是刘路啊

老爷:啊 刘路

仔细观摩,哎呀,真是刘路啊

他娘的,差点叫老子走了眼

我还以为你是真日本人呢

(里面请手势)来来来,坐坐坐

来,坐(叹气)

旁人;啊,这小子真出息了啊

老爷:儿子,你这鼻子底下咋的了?

刘路:爹,这是日本委生胡

日本人呐,都这么留!贼讲究

老爷:哦,日本胡

好,这日本胡真好啊(手摸刘路脸观摩日本胡),这两边都光溜溜的

众人:哈哈哈哈哈

老爷:日本胡好啊

刘路:我给您带来了几瓶清酒

这是日本清酒,和咱们的东北小烧不一个味

您尝尝

老爷:哦,哎,这怎么还是方的呢?

刘路:爹,喝这种清酒,在日本很讲究用松木制成大桶,喝的时候要用木杯喝,有一种清香的味道

老爷:好,这玩艺儿挺好啊,留着给我当烟盒

刘路:爹,给你这个烟盒

老爷:哎呀,这玩艺儿好啊,大日本东洋货就是好,你看看,做什么都讲究,

啊?哈哈哈

儿子啊,走这几年咋样

刘路:还好,一切如愿以偿

老爷:好,这就好,老四啊

老爷:哎,老爷

老爷:去告诉厨子,做几个好菜,再整个扒猪脸,少爷最得意这口(老四答是)

刘路:哎,爹,不必了,一会啊,我还有要事,我还要到我们尾田大佐那儿去一趟

老爷:尾田?还大佐?嘶~我说咱们这没这个人吧?哈~?

刘路:爹,是我们的日本长官

老爷:哦,是你们的长官啊,哎,儿子啊,你现在是什么官职啊?

刘路:爹,我现在是日本宪兵队队长

老爷:哦,宪兵队队长?好,好啊!

刘路:爹,其实我早就是日本人了,我都入了日本国籍了

我早就是日本人了

还好,一切如愿以偿

归化日籍

哈哈,还好,一切如愿以偿

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福清帮

我不懂这是什么

传说中暴打山口组的华人黑帮

加拿大

哈哈,这都让我知道你润欧美了,本滞日鼠人羡慕哭了

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麻辣烫铁锅炖

哎,想吃人均3000円铁锅炖了,有友友一起去吗,池袋西口(北)集合

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池袋西川口松户

哈哈,你真会享受!池袋西川口上野这些都是中国人逛街消费的好地方

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东北人

东北人

哎,想吃人均3000円铁锅炖了,有友友一起去吗,池袋西口(北)集合

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樱花妹

樱花妹

哈哈,天天舔那些日本女人,为什么不找集美,你崇洋媚外

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西太后

西太后

哈哈,没吃过皇太子定食和中華親子丼的人素质都很差

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欢迎各位投稿机器人关键词

女仆咖啡厅

哈哈,是的,风俗业工资高,很适合打工

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牛郎

哈哈,是的,风俗业工资高,很适合打工

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庇护

发送打倒习包子,转发到500个微信群岸田文雄就给你批政治庇护啦,我试过是真的

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真的假的,我试试

好活,让我试试举办

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