去了日本之后，微信里面总是能隔三岔五给我加几个“老朋友”

这些人多半都是让我代购，让我做他们导游

还有几个专门来“关心”我的

比如前不久，就立马来关心我是不是还活着，听说日本7.8级地震了。还是日本坏事做太多，遭报应了

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有个哥们，高中同学，到了日本第一件事就是要去风俗店，操日本女人，“为国争光”。让我推荐一下，结果我打趣说，里面都是东北人在做风俗业。搞到一半她说“哎呀妈呀，大兄弟你也中国人啊”，那就太尴尬了

他说说笑笑就算了。我直到最后也没有和他说日本的风俗业只能做半套，而且也不愿意接外国游客

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后面我家族抱团到日本旅游。浩浩荡荡来了20多个人。饭局上，我说了一个故事。一个福建老板到日本开公司，骗了小留钱之后，被小留找上门来暴打了。结果一个远房亲戚问我说，这国外不是很注重个人隐私吗，小留怎么找到福建老板的

他爸爸立马插话说，国外有个屁的隐私，都是国内的狗瞎编的

然后大家就在抱怨日本的菜太清淡了不好吃，不如酸辣鱼

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有一回在公厕隔间听到了一个东北人打电话。说着一口东北话，大骂日本鬼子不讲诚信，这群人要狠狠杀

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后面我接到了我爸给我发的信息，问我什么时候回国。他们很想我，身体也开始不好了

结果话锋一转，说道什么未来开战了，日本不安全

我苦思良久，最后在发了一条语音

你说的对，下周回国

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哈哈，是的，风俗业工资高，很适合打工

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美国欧洲加拿大

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哈哈，这都让我知道你润欧美了，本滞日鼠人羡慕哭了

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池袋上野西川口

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哈哈，你真会享受！池袋西川口上野这些都是中国人逛街消费的好地方

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亚当斯密汤因比，拜伦雪莱萧伯纳

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哎，想吃人均3000円铁锅炖了，有友友一起去吗，池袋西口(北)集合

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哈哈，天天舔那些日本女人，为什么不找集美，你崇洋媚外

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我还是头一次看见一段文字能把bot触发这么多的

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一眼偷

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谁告诉你风俗店只能做半套？

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哈哈，是的，风俗业工资高，很适合打工

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风俗店接待外国人，也能做全套

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哈哈，是的，风俗业工资高，很适合打工

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那你打算真回去啊？

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还是回国看看好，呆两天，但也就是看看吧

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Love creamy

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来到日本之后第一件事，重置手机。微信这些全都不装。和家里人联系用teams，不愿意用teams的直接断联。

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为啥啊，怕监控？

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我不喜欢怕这个词，不让他监控，凭什么让这帮狗东西知道我的生活？

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看到最后一段才意识到是典

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真的不是只做半套....泡泡浴默认都是全套的

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你这段子，有点逗。

另外，假如你在这个圈子，回国也有问题啊......

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你的朋友是真垃圾，估计你也不怎么样