上周吃完一兰拉面后，我忘了锁手机，就去打学园偶像大师了。玩了大概有三个小时，我回到客厅，看到我弟正抱着我的手机傻乐。他抬头看了我一眼，笑眯眯地说道：“你手机上这个runtojapan还挺有意思的。”
我吓得简直要发抖，连忙动手去抢，但是他死活不肯把手机还我，还大声训斥我：“技考穷蛆滚！”
我以为如果我不管他，他会慢慢恢复正常，但这周情况变得越来越严重了。上厕所之前，他会突然大喝一声：“お！いくぞ！”电视上看到床戏，他就突然兴奋起来：“あやばい,いくいく”新闻里播绿苹果乐队，他会起立跟着边唱边跳。骑摩托车炸街被交警追，他会蛇形走位然后挑衅：“无聊，简单遛条狗。”乐极生悲，车摔在了地上，他不好意思地跟我说：“滑了。”回家的路上，我们迷路了，他嚎啕大哭：“家呢？我的家在哪里？”
家里人都受不了他天天这样不好好说话，就唠叨了他两句，没想到他竟然反唇相讥：“僕と君とでは何が違う？”
昨天我们哥俩正在逛歌舞伎町，突然两位警察同志过来查移民证，我正在配合工作，没想到他居然扯着嗓子大声喊：“おぃ！貴様何してる？このやろ！”
后边发生了我已经完全没有印象了，我只记得我一个人回到了家。我不知道说什么，更不知道对谁倾诉，只好来这里告诉润友们：runtojapan毁了我的弟弟
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唉 我该怎么办啊
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このやろ是真的没绷住，现实中真有人会这么说话
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野郎的片假名是やろう，没想到op的文化程度这么低
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bangdream什么时候入驻本sub了
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发生啥了呢，我看不懂抱歉…
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建议送去成都，再不行就送去新德里
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典
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是典吗
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还是日语天赋哥
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一兰拉面风评被害
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典
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典似佳
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學偶錯了麼？你怎麼不鎖手機？
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难绷
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