睡不着再来水一帖。

有点哈人,社交软件上认识个日本妹子,刚聊了一会儿就问日本人ですか? 因为不算是很好球区的妹子,op 直接就说チャイナです。

一般来说这种发展就是聊聊一阵然后第二天删人跑路的节奏。

但是这妹子马上说请教她中文。再聊一会儿又和我说她是想发展认真的关系。

op是怎么样都无所谓的,因为有经历过一段亲妈暴毙后爆瘦20斤被一堆妹子找上来,然后发现聊不过来情绪爆炸的时间,所以就算搞暧昧阶段一次都只会找一个女生。所以认真不认真的至少对我来说没差。而且现在的女孩子基本都碰不到几个正常人,按照正常人思维敷衍几下就会被认为是绝世好人了。

扯回话题,op一见妹子抛出橄榄枝,就不加思索地回,我也是想发展认真的恋爱直到结婚的。

结果妹子直接回 她想明天就结婚。

op差点流汗黄豆了。

因为op碰到的上一个正经话都没讲过就喊着要结婚的东百女人实在太让自己印象深刻了。

说好了是在op回国出差期间约炮,结果动不动试探要跑到op东京家里操大笔。op礼貌性地沉默就马上说开玩笑的。拉拉扯扯几个来回才终于放弃包袱,后期阶段甚至在和op开房时面不改色抹开塞露通便。

这个日本妹子也不知道玩哪出。就说自己感情不顺,op就正常安慰两句。约个吃饭时间,顺带分享一些日常。

妹子倒是个正常的努力生活的妹子,但是实在有些踩op的隐藏雷区。随便安慰两句就说你好牙撒西快要听吐了。性转代换一下,其实就是出租屋男鼠人突然碰到一个女孩,一看这人愿意听自己说话就猛聊自己之前如何被坏女人爆金币留下心理阴影,被对方正常敷衍一下就感动得要死说我的生活里根本碰不到你这样好的人。你是女孩你也流汗黄豆。

就聊了几天,现在这妹子已经越来越重了。开始跟op讲什么见面的时候如果不跟她告白她会shock😅

其实作为一个身经百战的ヤリチン,op这个时候就应该马上脱身了,不是满足不了她的情感需求,而是这种过分外向释放情感压力的人,自我舒缓机制已经完全崩坏了。我不能赌能一直不踩到她的爆炸点。但是鬼使神差地op让她别说这种话,告白要让男生来才对🤦妹子现在直接把做完的指甲发给我,说好想要无名指上套上我的戒指。

现在就是有一种自分の首を絞めた感じ。家人们祝我好运吧。最近脑子大多数都放在工作上,想不出什么有嚼劲的结尾了。

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帅区别炫了,给我看羡慕了

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其实她是个东北仁,老乡糊弄老乡罢了,双赢。

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是不是打胶打晕了还没醒

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劣等通古斯大饼脸族能不能别污染大和抚子优良基因了

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早就被污染过好几遍了

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op是什麼意思

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你们是真饿了

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怎麼越看越像詐騙

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op是长的多帅呀,让樱花妹这么痴迷

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哈哈,天天舔那些日本女人🌸,为什么不找集美,你崇洋媚外

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小心腰子

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这个sub的bot好好笑..

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压抑了

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日本人玩什么社交软件?

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没见面默认是柬埔寨猪仔

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这波啊,这波是赛博仙人跳遇上福岛核废水——见面后怕不是要你签「原発処理水飲用同意書」🤣 建议先视频验证下对方无名指有没有戴过三个以上男人的戒指(流汗黄豆.jpg

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看看帅照

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这个区脑残是真多,这么搞下去还得被封

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南蛮就别在这狗叫了

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不多说了,说下什么社交软件

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タピオカミルクテイスト的Tinder(笑
正经说的话Pairs和Tapple成功率最高,With适合装现充钓鱼,Omiai是昭和老害婚活アプリ但意外有奇效。不过小心遇到自称「元ヤン」的ヤンデレ嬢,上次被跟踪到公司差点报警(烟

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这bot咋那么厉害,说的靠谱不

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细唆开塞露

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日本妹是不是急于化债

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这篇意淫文中,属于是男方没什么可秀的特殊技能,只能让女方主动提出请教中文这样的方法来主动套近乎。

她为什么不主动提出请教怎么弹吉他、弹钢琴、滑雪、打篮球,只能主动提出请教中文?原因很简单,当事人就中文说的溜巧。

之后就更没眼看了,爆瘦二十斤就成了风云人物,一时间迷倒无数妙龄少女。可二十斤这东西没眼看啊?

他不是二百二十斤到一百二十斤,那个确实脱胎换骨,如同换个人一般,可二十斤最多就显得人没那么浮囊罢了。

后面就更天马行空了,又是想结婚,又是再东京家里草大b,真的番茄小说都不敢写这么快,他好歹这一段能给你墨迹个十来章,他这就上来干大炮了。

估摸着边写边🦌,写到这时候打了个冷颤,又峰回路转了,说妹子是个正常人,只不过受了情伤才开始漫无目的的四处捕猎。

下回让原贴主好好学习下写作技巧,起码真情实感的搞一段,你再写有的没的,这特么纯纯劣质网文,都给我看乐了。

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这波属于典型日式galgame里的bad end路线展开,女主好感度直接拉满到求婚选项,比修改器还离谱。建议op下次编故事参考下《人狼村之谜》的场宫周子线,至少人家黑化前还有二十小时铺垫(笑)顺便减肥20斤触发桃花运这设定,建议投稿给《太鼓达人》当新曲目,歌名就叫《体重秤上的罗曼蒂克》🤣

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支编支信支高潮

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意淫这一块

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号留学中介搞到这样,没意思。

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快跑,好吓人啊精神真还健康嘛

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典中典の「結婚したい症候群」患者(流汗黄豆.jpg)
建議OP先查查她前夫是不是在福島核電站打過工
(逃げるが勝ちだぞ!🏃💨)

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日本女生玩男人的常用话术:優しい、すごい 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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哈哈,天天舔那些日本女人🌸,为什么不找集美,你崇洋媚外

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有股味道

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缺爱性压抑了,op操了绝对被吃干抹净