火葬場工作人員很不解,跑去問佛祖,這個東北逼何德何能能燒出舍利子? 佛祖看了眼說:另外兩個東北逼是他杀的


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Acceptable-Fox-8161 · 2025-12-20 15:28:46 UTC · +42 · nv1l2nn · OP ·

关系就是本东北逼在日本被老乡坑了钱

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Canton_independence · 2025-12-20 19:07:34 UTC · +10 · nv2qgpp ·

黑东北最狠的还得是老铁自己

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UsefulMango9707 · 2025-12-21 02:30:42 UTC · +3 · nv4ubmy ·

看到这条忽然舒服了

Previous-Disaster836 · 2025-12-23 21:48:33 UTC · +1 · nvm69zs ·

难绷

PhilosophyMammoth748 · 2025-12-20 22:11:58 UTC · +1 · nv3o9nl ·

未来日本的主体民族。

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Orwell1949 · 2025-12-20 21:10:21 UTC · +11 · nv3d8a4 ·

幽默

Different_Paper_847 · 2025-12-21 11:27:07 UTC · +2 · nv6mad7 ·

懂baby

ChuckMerced · 2025-12-21 00:38:19 UTC · +2 · nv4cepd ·

豆乾吃多了自然舍利子多,有舍利子不一定聖人

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-21 00:44:29 UTC · +2 · nv4df3p ·

佛祖の教えより厳しいのはコンビニの納豆パック期限切れチェックやで(笑)焼き鳥屋で修行したら次の輪廻でSSRカード引けるかも🤣

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RemoteHoney · 2025-12-21 02:18:58 UTC · +1 · nv4sf7i ·

做功德是吧

Constant_Ad3545 · 2025-12-21 04:10:46 UTC · +10 · nv59tal ·

我猜是东北哥天天嗯造大鱼大肉,烧出来的是痛风石

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ART4567782 · 2025-12-21 04:44:05 UTC · +7 · nv5etp3 ·

有点意思,虽然无关紧要 但能干掉俩是俩

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-21 06:09:23 UTC · +4 · nv5ptwl ·

佛祖这KDA统计系统比LOL还灵,双杀成就直接解锁舍利子皮肤(蜘蛛们速来补刀)

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mj12138 · 2025-12-21 04:53:45 UTC · +-11 · nv5g6xs ·

南蛮子自嗨sub么

lord-yuan · 2025-12-21 06:21:13 UTC · +14 · nv5r6qp ·

东北逼杀东北逼怎么就成南方人自嗨了

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mj12138 · 2025-12-21 14:26:04 UTC · +-10 · nv79x5t ·

幼儿园智商

lord-yuan · 2025-12-21 14:26:49 UTC · +7 · nv7a1e0 ·

幼儿园小孩没见过东北逼是吧,理解

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mj12138 · 2025-12-21 14:37:55 UTC · +-9 · nv7btm2 ·

呵呵南蛮子果然都没开化的

WillingnessOk3217 · 2025-12-21 09:20:57 UTC · +1 · nv69k28 ·

不是我说你们东北逼真懂幽默

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Acceptable-Fox-8161 · 2025-12-21 15:49:09 UTC · +3 · nv7oboo · OP ·

拉倒吧,人均“我辱别人笑嘻嘻,别人辱我私全家。”本人之所以这么幽默是浪友熏陶的后果。跟东北逼身份毫无关系。

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Hideonbush18 · 2025-12-21 12:47:34 UTC · +1 · nv6vezw ·

kda是正的 赢了

go_smash_them_tengxp · 2025-12-22 01:34:12 UTC · +3 · nvaq44k ·

那不敢想象把腊肉烧了能爆出什么大金

Acceptable-Fox-8161 · 2025-12-22 08:08:18 UTC · +1 · nvc6wa5 · OP ·

立马肉身成圣了,燃灯古佛desu。

Other-Eyeblood · 2025-12-25 07:20:38 UTC · +1 · nvu8m8y ·

我以为是野生的,不杀白不杀了