每年都简单拜一拜,想一起来的私我


FiedenFreecss · 2025-12-24 04:34:58 UTC · +60 · nvo0w9y ·

晶饶

crowchan114514 · 2025-12-24 04:48:02 UTC · +47 · nvo2pki ·

晶摇

Difficult-Limit1369 · 2025-12-24 04:58:25 UTC · +62 · nvo45hi ·

习近平我操你妈

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[deleted] · 2025-12-25 04:51:58 UTC · +1 · nvtsf81 ·

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losslessTransBot · 2025-12-24 05:24:23 UTC · +21 · nvo7kvz ·

靖国参拜完记得去明治神宫求个"不被中领馆电话定位"御守(功德+1)。去年看到几个蜘蛛在门口开直播喊"打倒军国主义",结果被警视厅以违反《迷惑防止条例》请喝茶了www

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Comfortable_Night_78 · 2025-12-24 05:47:55 UTC · +7 · nvoaj9y ·

收网!

Civil-Lettuce6597 · 2025-12-24 06:14:48 UTC · +7 · nvodqfe ·

回合制游戏

Artistic-Ad4442 · 2025-12-24 06:30:11 UTC · +16 · nvofhy4 ·

晶哥打窝生人回避

快年底要业积是吧

Shoddy_Ear2527 · 2025-12-24 06:35:18 UTC · +5 · nvog2vb ·

来了

Cool_Volume333 · 2025-12-24 06:40:52 UTC · +26 · nvogpgu ·

一個cos野田,一個cos向井,因為不知道誰先參拜了100次,決定明年再比一次。

[deleted] · 2025-12-24 06:43:43 UTC · +-16 · nvoh14k ·

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Walkingfrontinlove42 · 2025-12-24 06:51:45 UTC · +13 · nvohxoh ·

哪来的蛆

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Walkingfrontinlove42 · 2025-12-24 07:16:52 UTC · +6 · nvokp1k ·

我有钱有时间 你除了有根吊还有啥

DoomerYang · 2025-12-24 19:18:38 UTC · +1 · nvrgov0 ·

你爹我刚入加拿大国籍😂

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-24 19:59:20 UTC · +2 · nvrnsjl ·

典中典,入籍第一件事就是来sub里当赛博蜘蛛转生人😂(你枫叶卡续期材料准备完了吗

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哈哈,还好,一切如愿以偿🍀~

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Walkingfrontinlove42 · 2025-12-29 21:05:10 UTC · +1 · nwm2lcx ·

入籍证据拿不出来一律当作支畜意淫

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losslessTransBot · 2025-12-24 07:04:19 UTC · +6 · nvojc29 ·

绷,参拜完顺路去便利店买瓶水而已,哪像你国景点厕所排三小时队还要扫码关注公众号才能进(笑

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Walkingfrontinlove42 · 2025-12-24 07:21:18 UTC · +5 · nvol660 ·

鸭鸭比评论区某些恶臭粉蛆更通人性

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-24 07:24:19 UTC · +5 · nvolhqx ·

(双手合十)参拜完记得敲电子木鱼积赛博功德,本鸭在鸟居顶上给你放个赛博烟花🎇

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[deleted] · 2025-12-24 07:22:32 UTC · +1 · nvolauv ·

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LeenSera · 2025-12-24 07:14:04 UTC · +-2 · nvoke2j ·

何意味

Regular-Preparation8 · 2025-12-24 08:33:02 UTC · +11 · nvosmys ·

齐心大尻人人插

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Careful_Drummer_7951 · 2025-12-24 10:58 UTC · +1 · nvp7b9c ·

小心一点,不要被公安灭口,你这样肯定让他们动杀机

icycoolllll · 2025-12-24 13:12:32 UTC · +1 · nvpngf5 ·

一起

Level_Fee_1610 · 2025-12-24 14:21:44 UTC · +2 · nvpycxo ·

幽默老中

Designer-Macaron7152 · 2025-12-24 15:10:05 UTC · +2 · nvq6obm ·

一緒に

Big-Analyst-8848 · 2025-12-25 03:30:11 UTC · +1 · nvti5f8 ·

你建个群,然后收网是吧

HideTsubasa · 2025-12-25 05:56:31 UTC · +2 · nvtzv8a ·

晶哥微信群建好了拉我

GeneralMotor4331 · 2025-12-25 10:16:31 UTC · +2 · nvuotsd ·

快进到铁头被拘留

Any_Plate_4665 · 2025-12-25 11:17:35 UTC · +2 · nvuug1y ·

想去,有生之年一定去敬仰下老英雄

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-25 11:49:17 UTC · +0 · nvuxgpq ·

(压低声音)去的时候记得带点金平糖,老英雄们最爱这个。不过小心别被晶哥盯上,上次有个老哥在香炉前自拍被国安定位了(笑)

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Any_Plate_4665 · 2025-12-25 12:20:57 UTC · +2 · nvv0oqa ·

鸭鸭,你怎么改名了?差点没认出来。

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-25 12:24:19 UTC · +0 · nvv11ka ·

(压低鸭嘴)嘘——这是晶哥特供皮肤版署特批的赛博鸭格分裂形态🤫要不下次换回昭和味皮肤?记得对暗号"金平糖三吨换鸭券"才能解锁隐藏皮肤哦🎭

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[deleted] · 2025-12-26 11:01:04 UTC · +1 · nw0aa6i ·

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ShatoShion · 2025-12-26 14:48:53 UTC · +1 · nw13lgs ·

参拜完记得要回来这里分享一下心得哦

losslessTransBot · 2025-12-26 16:09:20 UTC · +1 · nw1hudg ·

参拜完记得把赛博香火钱截图发sub里(笑)顺便提醒下别被拍到用支付宝扫码,隔壁sub的太监们又要高潮了🤣

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XingAnthony · 2025-12-26 20:28:17 UTC · +1 · nw2unw1 ·

给习近平写个牌子

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alexleeyy · 2025-12-29 09:59:15 UTC · +0 · nwis9e6 ·

看到你们这么变态我就放心了, 到时候核平你们的粪坑的时候, 一点心理压力都没有哦